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In the following situations how would you react when someone tells you the following?
"You're such a wuss."
- According to who?
"Ha! But I'm smarter than you!"
- But I have a life!
"Your crush has a crush on me"
- Ok,bitch...whatever.
"I didn't know you were so dumb when it comes to math"
- And I didn't know how dumb you were at life...(dude, that was lame...><)
"Hurry up would you?"
- I'M GOING AS FAST AS I DAMN WELL WANT TO.
"You're so snobbish"
- Cause I don't care about your opinion?
"Wanna settle this outside?"
- Oh bring it on! >D
"You afraid of me?"
- What's there to be afraid of?
"He/she loves me more!"
- Good for you!
"You have bad grades"
- Good enough for me...
What if your crush told you...
"I have a crush on you"
- Why?
"I don't love you."
- Bye...
"I think I love you already"
- The hell does that mean? "Already"?
"Can I copy your answers?"
- INo promises on their correctness...
"I think I have a crush on your friend"
- You know she's taken, right?
"Can I sit next to you?"
- Sure, whatever.
"Would you like to dance with me?"
- I wouldn't be at a dance so....
"I think you have a crush on me"
- You -think- or you -know-?
"You have a cute smile"
- Thank you?
"Why are you so nice to me?"
- Psh, I'm nice to EVERYONE.
What's your reaction if your parents told you...
"Go home before it gets dark"
- I'm 17...yeah right.
"Look at your sibling, he/she is so good at school"
- This would never happen...mine are too dumb.
"Go to bed early"
- You know I ain't sleeping though right?
"Clean the house, wash the dishes, water the plants"
- YEAH RIGHT. -listens to Zune-
"Study hard, ok?"
- -see above-
"When I was your age I only had 1 peso as lunch money"
- You guys are Italian and Russian/Polish. What were you doing with pesos?
"Why can't you be more like him"
- Cause I'm actually sane.
"When I say no... I MEAN NO!"
- -plots a way around their decree-