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In the following situations how would you react when someone tells you the following?

"You're such a wuss."
- According to who?

"Ha! But I'm smarter than you!"
- But I have a life!

"Your crush has a crush on me"
- Ok,bitch...whatever.

"I didn't know you were so dumb when it comes to math"
- And I didn't know how dumb you were at life...(dude, that was lame...><

"Hurry up would you?"
- I'M GOING AS FAST AS I DAMN WELL WANT TO.

"You're so snobbish"
- Cause I don't care about your opinion?

"Wanna settle this outside?"
- Oh bring it on! >D

"You afraid of me?"
- What's there to be afraid of?

"He/she loves me more!"
- Good for you!

"You have bad grades"
- Good enough for me...

What if your crush told you...

"I have a crush on you"
- Why?

"I don't love you."
- Bye...

"I think I love you already"
- The hell does that mean? "Already"?

"Can I copy your answers?"
- INo promises on their correctness...

"I think I have a crush on your friend"
- You know she's taken, right?

"Can I sit next to you?"
- Sure, whatever.

"Would you like to dance with me?"
- I wouldn't be at a dance so....

"I think you have a crush on me"
- You -think- or you -know-?

"You have a cute smile"
- Thank you?

"Why are you so nice to me?"
- Psh, I'm nice to EVERYONE.

What's your reaction if your parents told you...

"Go home before it gets dark"
- I'm 17...yeah right.

"Look at your sibling, he/she is so good at school"
- This would never happen...mine are too dumb.

"Go to bed early"
- You know I ain't sleeping though right?

"Clean the house, wash the dishes, water the plants"
- YEAH RIGHT. -listens to Zune-

"Study hard, ok?"
- -see above-

"When I was your age I only had 1 peso as lunch money"
- You guys are Italian and Russian/Polish. What were you doing with pesos?

"Why can't you be more like him"
- Cause I'm actually sane.

"When I say no... I MEAN NO!"
- -plots a way around their decree-